Falafel thought to himself that the whole theatrics surrounding President Trump secret Syria policy are quite confusing. Trump supports our allies, but wants troops out of Syria. Trump wants to finish ISIS, but is pulling troops before the job is fully finished. In the next interview, Falafel questions Trump secret Syria policy.
Trump, however, never talked about Iran regime change or even removing Iran from Syria. Only that he will dismember the JCPOA or the Iran Deal. Falafel questions Trump secret Syria policy by setting-up another interview.
As usual, Falafel met Mr. Trump at the main entrance of the White House while tweeting something.
Trump: My multicultural friends in Charlottesville just came back from Alabama for MLK’s 50th Anniversary. They are dying to meet a Syrian refugee for a good beating.
Falafel: Not today, Mr. President.
After settling in side chairs in the foyer, Falafel asks his questions.
Falafel: Mr. President, people are confused. Why leave Syria by leaving our allies bootstrapped and ISIS still functioning?
Trump: Well, I have another campaign promise to fulfill.
Falafel: What’s that?
Trump: To relocate our troops to Sweden to assist the Syrian refugees settle well in Sweden. I want to make sure that every Syrian refugee is as comfortable as possible.
Falafel: Excuse me?
Trump: Indeed, my friend. The Syrian refugees have suffered much. I want to help them. This is why I am pulling out of Syria. Just to relocate our troops to Sweden.
Falafel: Why do you think they need help? The Swedish Government is doing a great humanitarian job.
Trump: I am getting reports that the children of Syrian refugees there are falling into comas. After they learn their parents are being deported. My troops will be helping them recover.
Falafel: That’s quite honorable of you Mr. President. What will the 2,000 Special Forces do exactly? They have no experience dealing with children.
Trump: Yes, but they have experience beating people up. We are going to beat the coma out of these refugee children to help them recover. This is why I pulled these troops out. It’s temporary. Our allies need not worry, and ISIS needs to worry a lot, I mean a lot. Really a lot.
Falafel cannot open his mouth.
Trump: You see Falafel, the way I see it, these brown children are going to grow up and mix with white Swedish children. I want to make sure they are healthy mentally and physically. There is nothing more beautiful in the world than mixing up two races. Look at who Ivanka married.
Falafel: But Ivanka’s husband is white.
Trump: No, he is Jewish.
Falafel: The impression will be that you pulled the troops because Putin holds something on you, or that you are his man in Washington.
Trump: Nonsense. Khamenei has nothing.