It took President Bill Clinton 389 days before he ordered NATO to strike in Kosovo. to stop the slaughter of Muslims. On Syria, when it comes to President Barack Obama, we are past 700 days and counting. There are no tangible signs yet Obama is going to act in Syria to stop Assad’s slaughter of civilians. What does it take to Clintonize Obama?

Here is our “humor-to-hide-pain” list:

  • Build a Golf course in Syria and name it “Here Comes Obama Golf Course”
  • Tell Obama Syrians hate Israel more than they hate Assad of Syria.
  • Promote a haute-couture Syrian dress maker that needs saving. Let Michelle Obama do the rest.
  • Boehner visits Assad in Damascus and praises him on CNN, not Fox News.
  • Tell Obama Putin won’t be angry with him. He has already forgiven him for acting like a man.
  • Convince Obama Syria’s war is not sectarian but one of class warfare pegging brown people against their oppressors
  • Tell Barack Obama Assad is killing the real Islamist terrorists who could still attack the State of Israel if only he interferes in Syria to stop Assad killing them.
  • Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu sends a shipment of weapons to Assad and announces it publicly.
  • Challenge Barack Obama that Air Force One cannot reach Damascus without refueling.
  • Free Syrian cigarettes for life and cigars rolled on thighs of any surviving Syrian children left.
  • Clinton should tell him not to interfere in Syria to stop the Assad killing machine.  That’s all it takes for Obama to interfere in Syria against the terror of Assad.

If any of the actions above take place, Syrian may still have believe Barack Obama will save people for real instead of just talking about it. That’s the only way Syrians have any hope of getting Obama to drop Assad and stop protecting him.

What Does it Take to Clintonize Obama?

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