Falafel Witnesses Qatari Ruler Putin Meeting
29 Mar 2018

Falafel Witnesses Qatari Ruler Putin Meeting

Once again, Falafel’s “deep friend” in the Kremlin came through when the Qatari ruler visited the Kremlin to meet Vladimir Putin. Falafel witnesses Qatari ruler Putin meeting. He reports on it below. ***** QR: Mr. Rasputin, how are you? Putin: Did you call me Rasputin? QR: No, no. I said Mr.

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Trump Putin Future Meeting to Skripal Mueller
21 Mar 2018

Trump Putin Future Meeting to Skripal Mueller

During an ill-advised call to Vladimir Putin to congratulate him on winning a rigged election in Russia, our President airhead Donald Trump suggested they should meet in the near future. Well, that near future is upon us today. Falafel learned that Trump Putin future meeting to Skripal Mueller was the

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Falafel Explores Rex Tillerson East Ghouta Strategy
19 Mar 2018

Falafel Explores Rex Tillerson East Ghouta Strategy

In light of the butcher of Damascus Baschar al-Assad massacring women and children in East Ghouta while the western politicians ignore his genocide for spoiling their power lunches, afternoon tea, or morning brioche, Falafel thought it was time. Ergo, Falafel explores Rex Tillerson East Ghouta strategy. Upon arriving at the fourth

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Falafel Witnesses A Putin Assad Therapy Session
17 Mar 2018

Falafel Witnesses A Putin Assad Therapy Session

In light of the destruction of the country of Syria Baschar al-Assad inherited whole, it was inevitable before Assad had a therapy session with someone with great influence over Syria to understand his mindset. As a favor, a Kremlin “deep friend” invited Falafel to witness a Putin Assad therapy session

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Falafel Interviews Trump Avid Supporter
13 Mar 2018

Falafel Interviews Trump Avid Supporter

Not to be left wondering what the street might be thinking about the endless stream of news, leaks, firings, and divisions DC never seems to recover from ever since Donald Trump was elected president, Falafel interviews Trump avid supporter to understand what makes the most hated U.S. President also the

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Falafel Interviews French President Macron About His Red Line
15 Feb 2018

Falafel Interviews French President Macron About His Red Line

As soon as French President Emmanuel Macron announced his own red line against the Assad regime should the latter use chemical or toxic agents against the people of Syria, Falafel saw an opportunity. Falafel interviews French President Macron about his own red line at L’Elysée palace in Paris. Unlike Barack Obama’s red

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