Falafel Interviews Syrian Kill Tourism Minister
27 May 2019

Falafel Interviews Syrian Kill Tourism Minister

Of all places Falafel considered, a Turkish bath house, or Hammam as Syrians call it, was not one of them. But that is exactly where Falafel interviews Syrian kill tourism minister to inquire about the dynamic activities of his ministry. After weaving his way through the maze of some twenty

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Falafel Interviews Mohammad bin Salman
26 Apr 2019

Falafel Interviews Mohammad bin Salman

Falafel told himself MbS is of no consequence. The man would be gone with Donald Trump when he either loses the next elections, or leaves office in January of 2025. Nonetheless, Falafel Interviews Mohammad bin Salman. Falafel knew he cannot be remiss in his duties. The world must meet Mohammad

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Trump Book Reading Club in 7000 Languages
23 Apr 2019

Trump Book Reading Club in 7000 Languages

Nothing would have stopped our president from forming his own Trump book reading club. Someone told him Oprah Winfrey had hers, so he decided he should have his. With a twist though. If the president could not mentally beat Oprah by renting her a slum apartment, he is going to

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Falafel Trump Junior Dumbness Interview
18 Apr 2019

Falafel Trump Junior Dumbness Interview

When the headline first appeared, Falafel thought of trees and apples. The ones that inspired Isaac Newton upon an apple falling and landing by its fatherly tree. That tree and its apple eventually led to the Falafel Trump Junior dumbness interview. Without any hesitation, Falafel dialed Don Jr. who sounded

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Trump Marries Speaker Pelosi
18 Mar 2019

Trump Marries Speaker Pelosi

Washington was abuzz. Falafel sensed that something was in the air because he saw, with his own eyes, political foes happily shake hands at every bar surrounding the U.S. Congress. Since when Chuck Schumer and Mitch McConnell toast each other on St. Patrick’s Day? Then, he found out the reason

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Falafel Witnessed Trump Islam Conversion
18 Mar 2019

Falafel Witnessed Trump Islam Conversion

It was 4:00am when Falafel’s cell phone rang. On the other line Falafel could hear President Trump, all anxious and disturbed, mutter incomprehensible words. After few minutes, the President gained his composure. For Falafel, it was a high point of reckoning he experienced on that call because he could never

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