Falafel stumbled onto a meeting
24 Jan 2015

Falafel stumbled onto a meeting

My friend Falafel stumbled onto a meeting while waiting to interview Michelle Obama for her taking credit for fixing the immigration system as her website indicated. The meeting Falafel stumbled upon was being held in the bathroom adjacent to the Oval Office where there are no listening devices or cameras. Comfortably standing

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Falafel Meets Obama's Threat Czar
23 Jan 2015

Falafel Meets Obama’s Threat Czar

After a senior Obama official threatened Prime Minister Netanyahu with “a price to pay” for accepting an invitation to address a joint session of the US Congress, my friend Falafel wanted to meet the Threat Czar of Barack Obama to interview him. He got his wish. Two days later, Falafel Meets

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Falafel 2015 Predictions
01 Jan 2015

Falafel 2015 Predictions

My dear friend Falafel, an incorrigible killjoy and naysayer with an inkling for predictions that rarely miss, sent me his list for what he called the Falafel 2015 Predictions. Topping the Falafel 2015 Predictions list are all the violence he foresees, then all the idiotic acts to respond to that

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Obama Offered Iran Site for his Future Library
16 Dec 2014

Obama Offered Iran Site for his Future Library (so says Falafel)

Our friend and most trusted buddy Falafel skyped us to say that IRGC General Qasem Suleimani told him that Obama offered Iran site to build his future Barack Obama Library and Museum. When Falafel pressed him some more as to the accuracy of this claim, Suleimani told him that Rouhani

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The Barack Houdini Atrocities Prevention Board
22 Sep 2014

Barack Houdini Atrocities Prevention Board

The Atrocities Prevention Board is a new inter-agency body formed on April 23, 2012 to ensure that genocide and mass atrocity prevention are a priority at the highest levels of the U.S. government. Barack Obama specifically formed it as a distraction from Assad atrocities in Syria. We might as well

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Falafel interviews Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
30 Aug 2014

Falafel interviews Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

Falafel called me to let me know he is interviewing Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State. Falafel never ceases to surprise me. He pulls these amazing stunts all the time. I asked him where. Falafel: “I think he is in Syria. He is sending a limo shortly” A limo

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