Trump Marries Speaker Pelosi
18 Mar 2019

Trump Marries Speaker Pelosi

Washington was abuzz. Falafel sensed that something was in the air because he saw, with his own eyes, political foes happily shake hands at every bar surrounding the U.S. Congress. Since when Chuck Schumer and Mitch McConnell toast each other on St. Patrick’s Day? Then, he found out the reason

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Falafel Witnessed Trump Islam Conversion
18 Mar 2019

Falafel Witnessed Trump Islam Conversion

It was 4:00am when Falafel’s cell phone rang. On the other line Falafel could hear President Trump, all anxious and disturbed, mutter incomprehensible words. After few minutes, the President gained his composure. For Falafel, it was a high point of reckoning he experienced on that call because he could never

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Falafel Exposes Trump Real SAT Scores
07 Mar 2019

Falafel Exposes Trump Real SAT Scores

Given the testimony of Michael Cohen, Trump’s fixer-lawyer, in front of the House Oversight Committee, Falafel saw an opportunity for another interview where Falafel exposes Trump real SAT scores. Without further ado, Falafel embarked on his journey to meet President Trump in the Oval Office. As usual, Trump tweeted to

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Falafel Witnesses Putin Ordering Trump to Shut Down Government
15 Jan 2019

Falafel Witnesses Putin Ordering Trump to Shut Down Government

Within the realm of possibilities, Falafel thought to himself that if it is true that Donald Trump works for the Russians, then the President might exercise his executive powers to do things that are contrary to U.S. interests. Things like withdrawing from Syria and the latest government shut down he

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Falafel Trump Upcoming House Investigations Interview
04 Jan 2019

Falafel Trump Upcoming House Investigations Interview

It’s the end of 2018 and Falafel thought to himself he could squeeze another interview with the president with regard to the new Congress. The Democrats have already indicated they intend to drown the president with their own investigations of his behavior over the last three years (Since campaigning). Here

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Falafel Watches Secretary Mattis Bag His Office Memorabilia
24 Dec 2018

Falafel Watches Secretary Mattis Bag His Office Memorabilia

The news hit Washington like a gigantic meteor falling from the sky. Defense Secretary James Norman Mattis resigned over the President decision to pull U.S. troops out of Syria. With that decision, the Trump imperiled the lives of the Kurds, the Syrian people under U.S. protection in Tanf, and any

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