The Donald Trump Genocide Prize Award
15 Sep 2019

The Donald Trump Genocide Prize Award

Of all the calls Falafel received from the White House, none was stranger than President Trump’s call at 6:00am Sunday. Still in a daze, Falafel answered reluctantly. He would not have had he known this was a phone call about a newly-minted idea of the President he wants to name

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Falafel Listens on Trump Netanyahu Phone Call
13 Sep 2019

Falafel Listens on Trump Netanyahu Phone Call

It just so happens that Falafel was visiting the White House to interview the President. Just as they started, the President received a call from Benjamin Netanyahu. He placed the call on speaker not realizing Falafel was, after all, a reporter. Just so it happens, Falafel listens on Trump Netanyahu

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Trump Apologizes to the El Paso White Supremacist Terrorist
04 Aug 2019

Trump Apologizes to the El Paso White Supremacist Terrorist

President Trump decided to skip Twitter for what he was about to do next. which is to deliver an apology to Patrick Crucius, the white nationalist terrorist who killed 20 people in El Paso Texas because of his anti-immigration views. These views mirror those of Donald Trump’s down to the

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Trump Intends to De-Naturalize Non White US Citizens
20 Jul 2019

Trump Intends to De-Naturalize Non White US Citizens

Falafel heard the rumor, which he did not believe at first. That Trump intends to de-naturalize non white US citizens in a process to reverse what the census data indicated: That white America would become a minority by 2046. To delay that process, Trump can implement one of two plans

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Falafel Interviews Antonio Guterres
27 Jun 2019

Falafel Interviews Antonio Guterres

The United Nations has provided the Assad regime and Russia with coordinates of all medical facilities in Idlib. The idea, Falafel discovered, was to avoid those facilities when conducting blanket bombing runs on civilians and terrorists alike. For this reason, Falafel interviews Antonio Guterres to discuss the logic behind the

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Falafel Interviews Senator Lindsey Graham
15 Jun 2019

Falafel Interviews Senator Lindsey Graham

Upon rising this morning in a glorious mood, Falafel thought to himself the time has come to interview a stalwart voice of the GOP in the mobster-world like of Donald Trump every American is suffering through. Who else but the Senator from North Carolina Falafel remembered thinking. He, along with

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