Trump Book Reading Club in 7000 Languages
23 Apr 2019

Trump Book Reading Club in 7000 Languages

Nothing would have stopped our president from forming his own Trump book reading club. Someone told him Oprah Winfrey had hers, so he decided he should have his. With a twist though. If the president could not mentally beat Oprah by renting her a slum apartment, he is going to

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Trump Low Democratic Bar Harms America
21 Apr 2019

Trump Low Democratic Bar Harms America

When you write about Trump pros and cons on a piece of paper with two distinct columns, it is hard to ignore Trump low democratic bar harming U.S. interests. What do we really know about a man we entrusted with such immense powers? We know he inherited a great wealth

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Jewish American Interests Served Better Without Trump
20 Apr 2019

Jewish American Interests Served Better Without Trump

UPDATE–With 2020 elections coming up fast, it behooves American Jews to contemplate the state of affairs of our Union in light of a misguided public perception, and the trends that are developing as fast. We believe Jewish American interests served better by abandoning Donald Trump for a second term. In

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Falafel Trump Junior Dumbness Interview
18 Apr 2019

Falafel Trump Junior Dumbness Interview

When the headline first appeared, Falafel thought of trees and apples. The ones that inspired Isaac Newton upon an apple falling and landing by its fatherly tree. That tree and its apple eventually led to the Falafel Trump Junior dumbness interview. Without any hesitation, Falafel dialed Don Jr. who sounded

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Pompeo Gets Assad Control of Syria Correctly
10 Apr 2019

Pompeo Gets Assad Control of Syria Correctly

In an interview with Fox News, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo made a claim that Assad controls a small fraction of Syria, which has some people up-in-arms. In our assessment, Pompeo gets Assad control of Syria statement correctly. THIS IS WHY POMPEO IS RIGHT Most regular folks would read in

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Irrefutable Proof Trump is Dumb
23 Mar 2019

Irrefutable Proof Trump is Dumb

Many have questioned Trump’s Intelligence Quotient in light of his decisions, statements, and sheer ignorance of the real world. But here, at TFS, we have irrefutable proof Trump is dumb. Follow our logic below. SYRIA EXIT On several occasions, Donald Trump made impromptu statements about leaving Syria. His instincts were

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